The Plot Thickens: Preggo Alyssa Hart and Screamin’ Sam

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“The Plot Thickens” is a seamless sequence of AE weblog posts that includes a take a look at porn’s most entertaining, corny, and/or weird plotlines and sequences. (See earlier installments right here.)

Alyssa Hart has been very naughty. She’s been seducing everybody in sight, even members of her stepfamily, and he or she’s ended up pregnant. She must be scolded, so who higher to show to than . . . a Sam Kinison tribute artist? As odd as that sounds, it’s precisely what occurs within the opening scene of Alyssa Hart: My Life As A Pregnant Teenage Whore, a film that’s simply as enjoyably nutty as its title implies. (We touched on this scene in our ’90s retrospective publish and thought it merited its personal highlight within the “Plot Thickens” sequence.) Watch as this very Twenty first-century porn trollop will get upbraided by a very ’90s standup lookalike:

That is the form of weird pairing that solely a porn film might yield! (What’s subsequent? Bob Goldthwait and Kenzie Reeves?) It’s merely an excerpt of a for much longer scene, throughout which Screamin’ Sam incredulously rattles off Alyssa’s varied sexual misadventures, together with compulsive masturbation on the bus. (“Handjobs! Blowjobs! What number of occasions are you able to fuck and suck and play with your self in sooner or later?” Sam asks in not-so-rhetorical vogue.) The late Kinison was recognized for a standup act that climaxed in theatrical ranting and screaming, so in a unusual approach, it matches {that a} character impressed by him would seem in scene centered on scolding.

Screamin’ Sam is, in truth, a Kinison impersonator named John Lutz who gained fame by paying tribute to the late comic in a podcast sequence. His interview present usually featured grownup expertise, and for the reason that Blazed studio is predicated in Florida, simply as Lutz is, it’s straightforward to see how he may need discovered his approach into the film. (Kinison’s signature expression, a gaping mouth in mid-shriek, at all times did type of seem like an O face, now that we give it some thought. On this film, Screamin’ Sam’s position is strictly a non-sex half as interviewer, although, after all.)

That’s really on the primary salvo in an exceedingly uncommon film that by some means crams midgets, handjobs, and a really pervy gynecologist into one jam-packed film. (The film has had a wholesome shelf life as porn bestseller because of this.) We are able to solely think about what Sam Kinison would consider that!

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